That’s probably the mindset of this Giant Lizard, after it was discovered hanging on the side of a house in New South Wales, Australia.
The five foot long Lace Monitor lizard was discovered by homeowner Eric Holland – and he managed to take a snap of the huge creature before it scuttled off. When asked about the moment that he noticed the lizard, Eric responded in typically Australian fashion.
‘Well, it was a bloody big shock mate’
‘I nearly trod on the bloody thing.’
After snapping the photo, Mr Holland moved indoors after fearing he would be scratched or bitten by the lizard – which carries a venomous bacteria in its mouth.